I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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