Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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