Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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