dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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