Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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