HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
