Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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