he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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