walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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