You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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