have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Sorry about my life...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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