i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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