dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Congratulations! We have a period
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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