You really coming over, don't trick.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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