Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Found your dick twin last night
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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