Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
