i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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