I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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