I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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