Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She made me pour olive oil on her.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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