She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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