My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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