vagina is talking i cant
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
My dick has a subreddit
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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