if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i believe in u and ur pee
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