Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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