Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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