i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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