The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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