...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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