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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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