I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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