apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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