Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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