Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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