That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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