Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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