all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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