We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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