it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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