This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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