Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
People in love make me want to vomit
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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