is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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