We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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