if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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