i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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