Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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