I wish I could punch you in the face.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm too high and old for this...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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