Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
no you cant smoke seaweed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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