Umm I'm too high to move.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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