he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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