is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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