I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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