thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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