It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
