you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i think i have herpe
just one?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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