Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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