hell yes lets make some ravioli
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
