Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The power of my boobs compel you
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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